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Harry cornered Mr. Weasley, who shrunk back at the look on Harry’s face.
"Why do you have a fully operational DEATH ARCH lying in the center of a room when it’s clearly after hours? I had no idea that what passes for ‘safety’ in the wizarding world is ‘well, we left the door unlocked (but not the door to the love room, since love is more terrible and dangerous than a FULLY OPERATIONAL DEATH ARCH’) but at least we have a room that spins around if you try to go there’. Have you even heard of a lock? or a deadbolt? or some kind of keypad? or hell, you’re wizards, you’ve been to hogwarts, a fucking portrait that goes ‘hey what’s the password, also you’re clearly not ministry employees so fuck off’ would probably make more sense than a room that spins around! woah, a room that’s completely defeated by a fucking marker or someone going ‘hey where’s the way out’. thank god the best and the brightest of the wizarding world is here to really think about security measures. I mean…" He trailed off, unable to express anything else.
"Harry, I know Sirius was your best friend in the world," Hermione said timidly, ignoring the stricken look on Ron’s face as Harry nodded, "but you can’t take it out on J K Rowling’s worldbuilding."

— Order of the Phoenix, redacted chapter

harry potter bildungsromantics
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bildungsromantics:

of course if someone (dumbledore, maybe, but also anyone else) had just explained to harry what the fuck was going on, why he needed to learn occlumency, etc., he might’ve studied harder, might’ve felt less resentment toward snape, and things might’ve turned out better in general this book

and if…

a hilarious portion of the harry potter series pivots around harry and snape’s mutual dislike

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welpmeout:

i’m going to put this game out and no one will care. and the next game, and the next game, and the next game.

i mean, part of it is “as a creative” you want to create — but part of creating is that there’s an audience you create for, does that make sense? that as someone who makes things i want…

and of course, the other part is maybe i’m not working enough

it’s all about the time invested and in and out, and when i’m living off of my savings there’s definite pressure to work as much as you physically can

i remember my friend going “oh i thought when you were doing this you’d be like, exploring your hobbies, and going out into the neighborhood, and exercising” and i was like “yeah me too lmao” — i’m inside for the entire day with exceptions when i go out to get food, and while i’m not working the entire time i’m not working only enough so i don’t go completely nuts nose to grindstone.

and maybe that’s why this is doomed to failure. there’s a definite like, “ego death” monastic living — maybe if i don’t dedicate my waking moments to working on this that’s reason enough this’ll flop

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i’m going to put this game out and no one will care. and the next game, and the next game, and the next game.

i mean, part of it is “as a creative” you want to create — but part of creating is that there’s an audience you create for, does that make sense? that as someone who makes things i want people to enjoy my game, and like it enough that they want other people to enjoy it too, rather than out of some obligation as a friend, etc.

and part of it is like, it sure would be nice to see some kind of return from this hobby that has turned at the moment into a full-time job and which i’ve spent a large portion of my life to, instead of it being like the person who cranks out shitty sub-par games but “he’s not hurting anyone” so why bother telling him they’re kinda shit.

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harry potter harry potter going are you for real
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welpmeout:
man i’ve forgotten these great per-chapter illustrations

“Where have you been?” asked Umbridge, cutting coolly through Hagrid’s babbling.
“Where’ve I . . . ?”
“Been, yes,” she said. “Term started more than two months ago. Another teacher has had to cover your classes. None of your colleagues has been able to give me any information as to your whereabouts. You left no address. Where have you been?”
There was a pause in which Hagrid stared at her with his newly uncovered eye. Harry could almost hear his brain working furiously.
“I — I’ve been away for me health,” he said.
“For your health,” said Umbridge. Her eyes traveled over Hagrid’s discolored and swollen face; dragon blood dripped gently onto his waistcoat in the silence. “I see.”

welpmeout:

man i’ve forgotten these great per-chapter illustrations

“Where have you been?” asked Umbridge, cutting coolly through Hagrid’s babbling.

“Where’ve I . . . ?”

“Been, yes,” she said. “Term started more than two months ago. Another teacher has had to cover your classes. None of your colleagues has been able to give me any information as to your whereabouts. You left no address. Where have you been?”

There was a pause in which Hagrid stared at her with his newly uncovered eye. Harry could almost hear his brain working furiously.

“I — I’ve been away for me health,” he said.

“For your health,” said Umbridge. Her eyes traveled over Hagrid’s discolored and swollen face; dragon blood dripped gently onto his waistcoat in the silence. “I see.”

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Photo 8 Apr 2 notes man i’ve forgotten these great per-chapter illustrations

man i’ve forgotten these great per-chapter illustrations

 

harry potter BIG STEAK COMING THROUGH
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welpmeout:

oh no

the pumpkins on top of the fridge

the pumpkins on top of the fridge

ONE OF THEM HAD LIQUIFIED

ONE OF THEM

WHERE DID THE REST OF THE PUMPKIN GO

PICTURES AFTER THE READ MORE OF A PUMPKIN THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S RADIATING DEATH

AND A PUMPKIN THAT IS THE SITE OF A WORLD WAR BETWEEN MULTIPLE MOLD COLONIES

WHY

AND NOW I WILL GO AND DIP MY HANDS INTO BOILING WATER

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spoiled food moldy food why a hundred times why
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oh no

the pumpkins on top of the fridge

the pumpkins on top of the fridge

Text 3 Apr

but i have so much invested! what if the endlessly screaming into the void internet blog dot com bubble bursts!


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